Other Fish

Who doesn't like sushi?  My friends and I love it.  While fishing in the keys we are know to falay a fish and eat it on the boat.  But from the ocean and from a lake a 2 very different things.  Its ok when its fresh, clean tuna, But when it is a bass or carp from your lake its a diffrent story.

Although I only live like 100yards away from the bridge, my friends and I are to lazy too walk home when were hungry.  So instead getting up we just cut open a crappie (which is a type of fish) and eat the hot, un cooked, nasty fish.  If you dont know...you can get many diseases from doing this, luckily all I ever got was throwing up for a week.

Insects

One day I was chillin with my friend on my boat fishing.  It was hot as balls outside so of course we brought drinks.  He had the cooler on his side of the boat, and when I asked him for a drink he said "What would you do for it?"  Of course I replied by saying "Give me one" and hitting him.  He still refused and said "If you eat this I'll give you one," while holding up a worm (that we use as fishing bait).  (Now remember it was reli hot out so I was RELI thirsty).  As quick as he said it I grabbed the worm from his hand put it in my mouth, chewed it, showed him, then swallowed it.  It wasn't that bad but it could use a little A1.

On several occasions I have eaten crickets, cat food, dog food, and many other weird things.  All of these were done as a dare or just to freak out someone.

Gum

While at my friend Eliot's Bar-Mitzvah I sat next to this hot girl named Nataljia.  Half way through the ceremony she told me to hold out my hand, since I was paying attention to the service I didn't bother to look at what she was doing.  Soon after I felt something squishy and wet in my hand, it was her gum.  I couldn't do anything with it I mean I was in temple.  I had no paper to put it in and couldn't just put it under the seat, its the freakin house of God!  So I just chewed it till the ceremony was done and I could spit it out.  It was later that she told me that she not only stepped on it but put something in it before giving it to me.  Also during the service she asked to see my phone, thinking nothing of it I handed it to her.  About 5 seconds later shes sets off some ring on it, getting every single person in the temple to look dead at me......Thank You Nat.

Here are some pics of that beautiful young lady:

Zack's Cooking

My brother, Zack, is quite the cook.  So when he gets bored he will open the fridge, grab whatever is there, and make a new dish.  One night, while I was playing scrabble with my mom, my brother found some old meat at the bottom of my freezer.  After like 20 minutes of smelling something weird cooking my brother presents me with some black meat. He told me to try some, and since I'd eat just about anything, I grabbed a piece and popped it in my mouth.  Besides me getting sick from the old meat and spoiled soy sauce it wasn't that bad.

The night before my sisters last birthday My brother and I decided that we wanted to make her something special.  So at 1a.m. we started making what would turn out to be Black Jell-o.  We started off with just a a few packets of Jell-o and a lot of Kool Aid but winded up adding a lot of orange juice, some pickles, garlic, and other weird things, then to top it off we poured in a lot of food coloring.  This may not seem to be good, but it was the hit off the party.  The only recipe we have of it literally says:   1. Jell-o   2. Kool Aid   3. Everything

(so we will never be making it again)

For the party he also made this drink that he calls Laughing Juice.  He gave it this name because it taste so nasty that when you drink it you make a face that others laugh at.  I'm not quite sure what went in it, but it was funny as hell watching others drink it.  A combination of that and Black Jell-o made 2 people puke!